Haiku & You: The Unnecessary 600 Edition

victory is mine

two hundred times every year

take it to the bank

why is this shirt mine

yes but i want a selfie

ok, wait, but, why

complain all you want

not sorry i yelled at you

be better next time

i don't have a phone

i don't have any pockets

this is my friends phone

no, i'm not joking

good try, maximum effort

leave me alone now

ninety-nine percent

except for the white background

the easiest thing

a new brad and chad

until chad got mad and left

in a huff and puff

yes, i wear black gloves

she called them isotoners

don't do a murder

i don't like yelling

or talking for that matter

warning shot haikus

have fun in the bar

but the alt right likes to fight

stupid white people

basic bitches say

no laws when drinking the claw

so shut up megan

here's to six hundred

the rest is on YOU, so don't

go fuck it all up