There are stories we tell to one-up each other, and then there is this blog. Read wondrous tales of strange creatures, explore the depths of human indecency, and hopefully laugh a little as we find out what could possibly make people do what they do.
I stopped myself from doing something terrible - co-opting a Wu-Tang Clan song and replacing the lyrics with my own from the events of last weekend. Let's not appropriate things from the hip-hop community as much as possible.
When in doubt, haiku it out.
These stories should tie you hooligans over until St. Patrick's Day, or St. Paddy's Day as the correct kids call it. It will be my first time working at the bar during the Old Irish-American Holiday. Please send your thoughts and prayers my way.
It is beyond me why a man would be so rude to an employee of an establishment he waited so long to enter. Only to immediately insult the very person he needed not to insult.
Oliver Queen (Green Arrow) to Clark Kent: "You sit around in domestic bliss, curled up on a couch while a world of trouble spins outside your door."
